whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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