Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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