no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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