woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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