Me too!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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