i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
