He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Randomize
