gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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