so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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