Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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