my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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