I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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