i permit you to call me
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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