Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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