just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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