just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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