she woke up with a sticky ear
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
