could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm passing your future prison.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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