I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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