he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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