i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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