If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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