is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Are we still banned from the library?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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