Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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