Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize