You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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