please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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