tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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