I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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