I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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