Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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