i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
wow bdsm is so cute
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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