at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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