The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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