Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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