it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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