how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I lost the right to judge tonight
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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