Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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