I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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You. Win. At. Life.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
