I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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