There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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