I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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