New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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