Im at strip club and am horny
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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