Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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