Your tits are I can't wait for
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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