I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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