you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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