if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize