This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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