Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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