are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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