Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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