what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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