what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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