I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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