I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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