I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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