All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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