she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I forgot how hot balto sounded
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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