Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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